i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
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