HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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