He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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