SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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