"it" just moved
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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