I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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