I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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