Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Quick, to the slutcave!
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
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