I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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