How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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