We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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