yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
mondays should just be called national damage control day
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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