She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.
You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.
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