How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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