Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
they need to just BURY HIM!
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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