So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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