He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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