Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
How does one acquire holy water?
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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