...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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