Banned from zoo.
Again?
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
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