I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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