everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
