do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Randomize
