Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
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