I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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