I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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