U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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