He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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