They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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