NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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