How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
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