I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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