I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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