your thong is hanging out like whoa
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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