Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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