Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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