Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
We have so much sex to catch up on
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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