my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
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