I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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