Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
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