you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
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