He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
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