Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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