Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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