I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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