Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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