He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I hate all girls vehemently.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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