you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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