Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
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