Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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