I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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