Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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