i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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