doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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