But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
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